सोमवार, दिसंबर 17, 2007

! Hunting !


Lalloo decides to go for hunting lion along with his other 2 friends.
The first friends hunts 1 lion.
Lalloo asks him “How did you got lion hunt”.
Friend replies “I saw tracks, followed tracks and shot a lion”.
Second friend also gets lion hunt.
Lalloo ask same question.
Friend replies “I saw tracks, followed tracks and shot a lion”.
Lalloo says OK I will go for lion hunt and get 2 lion hunts.
Lalloo returns with broken bones.
Friends ask Lalloo what happened
Lalloo say “I saw tracks, followed tracks but got hit by train”
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! Car Lights !


Lalloo's wife was driving a car with Lalloo sitting next to her. She suspects that cars left and right turn signals not working. So she stops the car on the side of the road and asks the Lalloo if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the turn lights while she tests them. Lalloo steps out and stands in front of the car. Lalloo's wife turns on turn signal lights and ask him
"Abhi ye light chalu hai kya nahi bolo"
Lalloo responds "Chalu hai....Chalu nahi hai....Chalu hai.... Chalu nahi hai....Chalu hai....Chalu nahi hai…. "
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