1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
6) Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I
won't be of much help anyway!!
7) Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
8) Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
9) Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the
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