शनिवार, मई 27, 2006

Sardar Names

Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer?
A: JUSBEER SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink ?
A: JUST-ONE SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGHQ:

What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL.

Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ?
A: BALD-EV SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend?
A: HER PAL SINGH.

Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A: JOURNAL SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp witha
white flag in his hand?
A: SURRENDER SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh man with only one hair?
A: IK-BAL SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh man who is a fast runner?
A: TEJ SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg?
A: BALAN SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park?
A: RELAX SINGH

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