The following conversation takes place between two Punjabis :

During an International conference, three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about thetechnological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grownup and becamean Olympic professional boxer and a gold medalist !" The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved. Backin Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medalist !" The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved , just gold medalists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born without a HEAD !We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar !"