LTTE

How was the LTTE party? It was a blast!
What do LTTE students do when they fail? They become suicide bombers
What's LTTE's favourite chai? LT tea
What do you call an LTTE babe? A bomb.
What's the LTTE's fave drink? Gren-ade!
What is the LTTE 's fave movie? Refugee!
What's the LTTE's favourite ISP? Cal-tiger
What do LTTE gravestones usually say? Rest in pieces
What is an LTTE member least likely to die of? Old age
How did the sucide bomber scare his wife? By threatening to hug her!
What is every LTTE operation nicknamed? Project tiger
How do you confuse an LTTE? No need to he already is!
Which soap is banned in Jaffna? Chandrika
What do you call abnormal LTTEs? Humans
What do the LTTE call a good looking car? A car bomb!
What do you call a benevolent LTTE? Traitor!
What Net account does the LTTE have? A shell account
What is the LTTE fave book? Shall we kill the president?
What is a kind female LTTE bomber called? Mercy-Nari
What is the LTTE's fave rock number? I of the tiger
How do you distinguish a tiger from an LTTE? The tiger can't speak Tamil