American : Sell half the cows in markets all over the world. Convince each of the remaining cows to produce milk of four cows. Later when there is a slight drop in milk produced, lay them off.
French : Have some cows. Go on strike because they want more cows.
Japanese : Redesign the cows to one-tenth the size of regular cow. Later expect the cows to work 25 hours a day.
German : Re-engineer the cows. So, they live for 100 years, eat only once a month, survive all weather conditions and give beer instead of milk.
Italian : Have some cows but don't know where they are. So, break for lunch.
Russian : First decide to count cows and learn to have 5 cows. Second count gives 42 cows. Third count gives 12 cows. Decide to stop counting now but resume it after another bottle of vodka.
Mexican : They are told that they have cows, but don't know how a cow looks like. So decide to take a nap.
Swiss : Has millions of cows, none of which belongs to them. Decide to store them for others.
Chinese : Have some cows. Sign a contract with American Corporation and sell milk to them.
British : Have couple of hundreds of cows. Not staistfied. Gets an order from Buckingham Palace to take control of cows all over the world.
Brazilian : Have only two cows. Starts a new Corporation of dairy products. Next day declares bankruptcy.
Singaporian : Have few cows. Immediately, starts thinking to open a new shopping center for cows.
Indian : Have many cows. First worship them, then milk them and then before selling mix water into milk.
Pakistani : Have some cows, all received from parent Corporation in India. Still try to exercise claims on cows owned by Indian Corporation.
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