Saddam Hussein, Pervez Musharraf and Laloo lined up to meet God. Saddam Hussein goes to God and asks him "God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton?
"God replies " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime. "Hearing this, Saddam Hussein starts crying and goes away.
Pervez Musharraf goes to God and asks him "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?
"God replies " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime. "Hearing this, Pervez Musharraf starts crying and goes away.
Laloo goes to God and asks him "God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state?" Hearing this, God starts crying. Laloo is astounded and asks "Oh God, why are you crying?
"God replies: " Son, I will not see that it in my lifetime".
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