सोमवार, फ़रवरी 26, 2007

!! Newsweek !!

Laloo tries to console the widow of a Police Constable who has been killed by a kidnap gang.
Laloo: 'hamein bahut dukh hai aapke patidev ki maut ka. par aap chinta nahin kariyega. NEWSWEEK saare dukhon ko door kar deta hai.'
The widow looks at him perplexed: An aide whispers to Laloo: 'Sir, aapka matlab hai, Time, not Newsweek.'
Laloo: 'arre bhaiya, TIME ho ya NEWSWEEK, koi farak padta hai ka

मंगलवार, फ़रवरी 13, 2007

!! Letter writing !!

Lalloo was about to write a letter to Rabri. He remembers that last time she was reading his previous lettervery very slowly as she can not read fast.So, Lalloo thinks for a while and start writing with the first line ‘My Dear Rabri, I know you can not read fast. Don't worry. I will make it easy for you, I am writing this letter very very slowly.'

!! On Padyatra !!

Lalloo was doing ‘Padyatra’ through the villages in Bihar during election time. He felt thirsty and decided to ask at a hut for some water.Lady from hut opens the doors and get angry to see Lalloo but without showing her anger she invites him in with a smile. She gives him water in bowl.There was a one dog moving around, giving Lalloo a great deal of attention. Lalloo comments "What a nice dog, I had never seen such a friendly dog".Lady replies "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you are using."