!! Laloo's praise !!

They have Hawala , We have Gwala,

They have Hulla-Balloo , We have Laloo,

They have a Pouting P.M. , We have a Shouting C.M.,

They have a Beta , We have a Saala.

!! Stupidest man in Bihar !!

Mr . Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail . Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out : ' Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar '. His ministers tried to calm him by saying : How dare a man address such a letter to you ? '.

Mr. Laloo replied sadly : This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?'

! Laloo's Kids !

According to Secret Intelligence reports Laloo has 38 kids. When contacted by this reporter, Laloo said ' BJP jhoot kahti hai, hamre 9 bchche hai. kaho to gin ke bataaon'. When provoked to count his children Laloo counts, 'Ek, Do, teen, char, paanch, che, saat, aath, nau. Bas iske aage ki ginti hame nahi aati'.