! Chitti Aayee Hai !

When Laloo went to prison, he told his wife Rabri,"When I come back I want all the mails that come while I am gone with the date they came on written on them in order.

"Rabri says, "Ok."

On his return, she hands him a bunch of letters and on each was written,"Aaj Aayee." (Came today)

! Burial Gift !

Three kids walking by a lake see Laloo Yadav jogging. He passes them by and falls into the lake a few seconds later. So, they rush into the water and save him from drowning. Laloo thanks them.

Laloo: Anything you want shall be done.

First boy: I want to go to the Bihar Naval Academy.

Laloo: Then, I will make sure you get into the Naval Academy.

Then to second boy: What do you want?

Second boy: I want to go to USA.

Laloo: You will go to USA.

Third boy: I want to be buried in Central Cemetery.

Laloo: You are so young, why are you concerned about your death.

Third boy: Because my father will kill me when he finds out what I did today!