The Sardarji Encyclopedia

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade atyou?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.

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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone

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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.

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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec", says the rep."Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

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Sardarji is buying a TV."Do you have color TVs?" "Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

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EMPLOYMENT..Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titledNAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column"Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

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CROCODILE BOOTS..Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off toAfrica and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71stand *again* barefeet!"

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A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The sardar says, "I'll takeit!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask."The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed ithome somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"

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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab fromIndia but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed."All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPENIF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"

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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he toldthe salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV.""Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color,new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV.""Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?""Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on thetrain 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamedwhen he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

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Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thankingGod for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh
Kid:Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (its the barking sound) "Press the redbutton." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!""Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!""Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Giveme a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was takenfor a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees andI'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you waitand I'll go get a ladder."

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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. Theymanaged to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singhsomehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunateBanta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching theseats in front with both hands, scared to death.He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on?Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride downthere ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a*driver.*"

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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang -but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!"the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ....what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

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Sardar is napping on the lawns of cross-maidan, next to a donkey.A passer-by asks him, "Sardarji, do you know what time it is?"Sardar lifts a leg of the donkey and says, "5:00 pm".Another passer-by asks him for time. Sardar does the same thing again and tells him the time.All this while a curious person has been watching what is going on. He approaches the Sardar and asks,"Arre, sardraji, kya bat hai, gadhe ki taang utha ke time bata sakte ho!"Sardar coolly says, "Arre bhai, gadha beech mein soya hai, to woh rajabai tower ki ghadi nahin dikhti, isliye uski taang uthani padti hai..."

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Haathi mere Saathi - Elephant My Pal

Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.



Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.



Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki abhi apun dono ko



shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...



mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain. Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...



isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine



baad registered marriage karte hain................



Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...



Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...



Honeymoon hone ke baad jab dusre din subah hathi ki aakh khulti hain to dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...



yes...she is dead...;-)



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What were u thinking?

Some Science

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........

Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims tht he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not
newton..........
how.................

His proof:


Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal

Mickey, Donald Duck & Ramayana

Ek baar mickey mouse aur Donald Duck ka jhagdaa hua thaa.
Zordaar jhagdaa.

Donald duck, being the stronger of the two, was dominating the fight.

Things came to such a height that fight kartey kertey Donald threw mickeyforcefully onto a wall at the side of the road.
Now bechara mickey itne zoron se crash hua ke, he got stuck on the wall.

Thodee der mein woh Ramayan bolne laga.


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How to cook 2 Mins. Maggi Noodles While watching Cricket

Step 1: Boil one cup of water

Step 2: As soon as Ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled
water and put the tastemaker.

Step 3: Stir till Ganguly is onfield.

Step 4: As soon as Ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles are ready to eat.....

Take a break - Santa !

Santa singh goes to a shop to buy Indian flag.

The shopkeeper gives him a Indian flag.

Santa singh looks at it for a while and says something.

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Sardar se Panga Nahi Lena

Ek sardar tha, jiski wife bahut hi sexy thi.

Saamne ki building mein ek gujju tha. Vo sardarni per line maarne ki koshish karta rehta tha.

Ek din vo chhat par jaa kar subah subah guitar bajane laga.

Sardar pareshaan hua uska besuri guitar-vaadan sunkar. Aur usse bhi maaloom tha ki saala gujju kya kar raha hai. Magar sardar ko kabhi mouka nahin mil raha tha ki gujju ki gand maare.

Ab sardar baahar aaya aur bola : Abe kaun ye besura guitar baja raha hai subah subah ? Apne aap ko safe rakhne ke liye gujju apne bete ko bhi saath laaya tha, taaki vo keh sake ki vo to apne bete ko guitar bajana sikha raha hai.

Ab gujju bola : SIKHNI JO HOYEE ! (Yane ki guitar seekhni jo hai - have to learn the guitar) But what he meant was SIKHNI (Wife of Sikh) jo hai. That he was playing the guitar for the wife of sardar. And Sardar understood what he was saying. Keeping up the Sardar spirit he said pointing to gujju's son: Aeh vhi sikhda hai ? (Is he, gujju's son, also learning the guitar ?)

And Sardar had made the point : Aeh vhi Sikh Da Hai ?

Sardar Names

Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer?
A: JUSBEER SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink ?
A: JUST-ONE SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGHQ:

What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL.

Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ?
A: BALD-EV SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend?
A: HER PAL SINGH.

Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A: JOURNAL SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp witha
white flag in his hand?
A: SURRENDER SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh man with only one hair?
A: IK-BAL SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh man who is a fast runner?
A: TEJ SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg?
A: BALAN SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park?
A: RELAX SINGH

Dil Deke Dekho Part-4

Santa and Banta had just bought two horses. Now the problem was that they could not differentiate between the two horses. So, one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse. While doing so, an enemy of Santa looks at him.

This enemy also cuts the left ear of Banta's horse. At this both Santa and Banta gets confused again .
So, Santa cuts off his horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so on .And the enemy also kept on doing so with banta's horse. At last Santa's horse had no legs left and banta's horse was with one leg only .

The enemy also went and cut banta's horse one leg. So, in the morning it was the same situation , How to differentiate between their horses. So, after putting lots of effort to their mind - Santa said - O.K You keep the black one and i will keep the white .

Dil Deke Dekho Part-3

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, "it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'."

Dil Deke Dekho Part-2

One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on honeymoon tour. They saw one Sardarji in front of Hospital ( BridgeCandy ) was trying to fill some form. So eagerly couple enquired " aare Sardarji kya kar raahe ho "

Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. Young Couple as per preshedule, they took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination.

On the very next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form.

So once again young couple curiously asked "Aare Sardarji kya kar raahe ho" sardarji once again replied that I had
a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.

Couple said, "But sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form. Why are you in Delhi ?".


Sardaji cooly replied "Aare Saab Ye form mein leekha hey ke FILL IN CAPITAL"


Aap ko etna bhi patta nahi hei ..

Dil Deke Dekho Part-1

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time
they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid.
She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo.

She gets completely upset. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years. You'd better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, "I'll explain the dildo if you can explain our three kids.

Hawai Dhamaka

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen? This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways.

I apologize for the four day delay in taking off, owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the bakery.

This is flight one two six flight to New Delhi.

Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East. And if luck is inour favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.

For the ones that don't quiet make it, Punjab Airways staff has all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Stewardess Bubbly will be happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, weserve complimentary tea and biscuits!

For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buff, we will be flying right next to Air India, where theirmovie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing costumes are made available to the aunts and swimming shorts to the uncles, for emergency jumps!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position or take off and fasten your belt.

For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a flight attendant for your suitcase.

Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit.

Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways.



HAVE A NICE JOURNEY!!!

Adventures of Banta Singh

Banta Singh was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted to
marry. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter proposing to her.


Banta Singh Wrote

Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation.

I have a strong indication
to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.

What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilization and
with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation.

On your approbation of the application, shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination.



She Wrote Back

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination
which on examination, I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.

You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education
and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum
qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for
circulation undergo beautification.

Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any
fascination and,
3. Procreation must NOT be your recreation.

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper
conversation.

I Remain, Unaffected by your affection.

Just 2 much

Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.

"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.

"Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta Singh replied.

The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"

"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

:-) :-)

Santa singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne wala gadha". Santa singh thought for an hour, erased and wrote back,

"Likhene waala gadha".

Sardar in Heaven

After death, Sardarji reached the door of the heaven smoothly. There he met gate keeping angel, the angel said, 'Well, Sardarji, It is nice to talk to you but we have changed our policy these days. I will ask you a question and you need to answer it correctly before you go in, and Sardarji with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to go ahead and ask him the damn question.



Angel : How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardarji: After lot of thought, answered,' twelve'.
Angel : Asked him - But how?
Sardarji: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.........

Y Only Surds?

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the
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Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and
touch her anywhere he likes ?
Lifebuoy


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2 sardar talking during diwali

1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir
awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche


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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to
call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !


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koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak
bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayee


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Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ?
Sardar : HIJKLMNO
Teacher : What are you talking about ?
Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O


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Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought...i
thought...i thought about it and wrote THUNK


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How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside


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A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a brother "
Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother "


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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and
closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does
the same stuff.
Wife askes : Why are you doing this ?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

Detectives Sardars

A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first Singh answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"

The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really
doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear."

Sardar, Dosti, Bike aur Ladki?

Two sardarjis (Prajees) were friends. They used to go together in office by bus.

One day one of them was waiting for the other at the bus stop.

Suddenly the other one came on a BIKE (Hero Honda).

First one asked "waa! Prajee!! Kammal ho gaya. Kiska bike Leke aayya?

Second one told " Arre ! Lottery Lag Gayi.

First one said " Mujhe batao yaar, phir mein bhi loonga "

He started telling.... "Arre yesterday late night I was coming from a friend's home.

It was so late that I couldn't catch any bus, auto. After some time one BIKE was coming.

So I asked for lift. That person asked me "where do u want to go?"

I told, "wherever u want." by that time I recognised that THE BIKE WALA was a girl not boy.

She drove fast and stopped at an ultra SUNSAN JAGAHA. She put off her helmet first. And then clothes lastly.
She was totally NAKED..

Then she told " Le! tujhe jo mangta hai woh le le"

I took the BIKE and ran away.

First Sardarji said "Arre! Accha Kiya Yaar.. ! nahi to bhi ladkiyon ke kapde apne ko kis kaamke?"

LUV aur Kush

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why???


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. . . "I'm a nobody. And nobody is perfect. Therefore I'm Perfect."

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Jackie Chan ki Saans ka naam kya hai ??

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IT''S D'COLD.......CHEIN KI SAANS!!!!!!


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IT'S D'COLD AGAIN.....KYON KI SAANS BHI KABHI BAHU THI......!!!!..

Asian Paints and Gattu

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. So he goes to the canteen. Canteen mein Gattu ek pav leta hai. Jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai, to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki Gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai, us proffessor ka naam kya hai???

Guess

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi.... ;)

Wars happen everyday in India

ROBERT : America mein WAAR ho gaya boss !!!

LOIN : Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool !!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai.Bolo kaise ???

ROBERT : Nahin maaloom Boss !!!

LOIN : Arre ulloo ki dhum !!! SOMWAAR , MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR.........