!! Billoo & Laloo !!

Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.

Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates : At home have u installed Windows?

Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?

Laloo : OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing).

'Windows is restarting.Please wait.............'

!! Tax Dues !!

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in bihar. He's stopped in traffic and thinks,

"Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual we're not even moving."He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and says,

"Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"

"Laloo just found out the verdict, and he's all depressed. he's lying down in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. She just doesn't have Rs.85 Crores for the tax dues. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him

"The man says,"Oh really, how much have you got so far."

"So far....ten litres."

!! Jack n Jill poem in laloo style !!

Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.