Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? 
 
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the 
office 
 
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Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and 
touch her anywhere he likes ? 
Lifebuoy 
 
 
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2 sardar talking during diwali 
 
1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir 
awaz, aisa kyon ? 
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche 
 
 
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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to 
call one in particular 
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname ! 
 
 
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koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak 
bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui 
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayee 
 
 
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Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ? 
Sardar : HIJKLMNO 
Teacher : What are you talking about ? 
Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O 
 
 
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Man: How was your exam today ? 
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult 
Man: Which one ? 
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought...i 
thought...i thought about it and wrote THUNK 
 
 
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How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ? 
Throw a 100 rupee note inside 
 
 
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A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a brother " 
Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother " 
 
 
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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and 
closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does 
the same stuff. 
Wife askes : Why are you doing this ? 
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly 
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