!! Laloo visits the Mental hospital !!

When Laloo was on a visit to Ranchi mental Hospital, one patient laughed on the face of Laloo. Laloo laughed and replied 'I am the Chief Minister' then Patient replied 'You will get well soon because earlier I also used to say that I am the Chief Minister'.

!! Common Sense !!

Once Laloo Prasad was in Kolkata to meet Jyoti Basu. At the meeting, Laloo mentioned that he was impressed how Jyoti babu could manage to have such a long innings. He was a great example for the Yadav family to follow. Laloo wanted to know what was Jyoti babu's secret. To this Jyoti Basu replied 'My dear, it is simple. I manage everything by applying common sense and I gather such ministers around me who do the same. Do you want to see how it works?' Laloo agreed readily. Jyoti Basu picked up the telephone and called Buddhadev Bhattacharya and said 'I have a question for you and need an immediate answer. Suppose your parents have an issue which is neither your sister nor your brother - who is it?' Buddhadev replied 'Comradeda, this is really simple - its me!'

Laloo was very impressed. Returning to Patna he wanted to check on his people so he posed the question to Rabri Devi. She thought and thought but had no answer. Finally she called Sadhu Yadav and posed the question to him. Sadhu also could not find an answer so he called up Upen Biswas and asked him for the correct answer mentioning that he had done a lot of harm to the Yadav family , now atleast he could do one good thing. Biswas heard the question and promptly replied 'Its me'. The answer was relayed to Rabri Devi who dutifully told her husband that the correct answer to the question was 'Upen Biswas'. Hearing this Laloo got angry and said 'You fool, the correct answer is Buddhadev Bhattacharya'!!

!! Laloo's wish !!

Rabri goes to Delhi to attend a 1-week session for Chief Ministers.

Laloo escorts her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

She answers: 'Lalooji, what would you like me to bring for you?

Laloo laughs and says: 'Dilli di kudi (A Delhi girl)!

Rabri kept quiet and left. A week later Laloo meets her up at the airport and asks:

'So Rabriji, how was the trip?''Very good, thank you''And, what happened to my present?''Which present?''What I asked for.... Dilli di kudi?''Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl!!! '

!! Newsweek !!

Laloo tries to console the widow of a Police Constable who has been killed by a kidnap gang.
Laloo: 'hamein bahut dukh hai aapke patidev ki maut ka. par aap chinta nahin kariyega. NEWSWEEK saare dukhon ko door kar deta hai.'
The widow looks at him perplexed: An aide whispers to Laloo: 'Sir, aapka matlab hai, Time, not Newsweek.'
Laloo: 'arre bhaiya, TIME ho ya NEWSWEEK, koi farak padta hai ka

!! Letter writing !!

Lalloo was about to write a letter to Rabri. He remembers that last time she was reading his previous lettervery very slowly as she can not read fast.So, Lalloo thinks for a while and start writing with the first line ‘My Dear Rabri, I know you can not read fast. Don't worry. I will make it easy for you, I am writing this letter very very slowly.'

!! On Padyatra !!

Lalloo was doing ‘Padyatra’ through the villages in Bihar during election time. He felt thirsty and decided to ask at a hut for some water.Lady from hut opens the doors and get angry to see Lalloo but without showing her anger she invites him in with a smile. She gives him water in bowl.There was a one dog moving around, giving Lalloo a great deal of attention. Lalloo comments "What a nice dog, I had never seen such a friendly dog".Lady replies "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you are using."

God is crying!

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: ' God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton.'God replies: ' Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.'Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.

Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: ' God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan.'God replies: ' Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.'Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.

Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks him: ' God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state.'Hearing this, God starts crying.

Laaloo is astounded and asks: ' God, why are you crying ? 'God replies: ' Son, I will not see it in my lifetime '

Laloo Teaches Definitions of Marriage via Film Names

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Reason
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?
Shaadi ke pehle - chal chayya chayya ……
Shaadi ke baad - ah aab laut chale ……..
Shaadi ke pehle- hum aapke dil main rehte hain
Shaadi ke baad - hum apke ghar main rehte hain
Shaadi ke pehle - arzoo
Shaadi ke baad - asoo
Shaadi ke pehle - soldier
Shaadi ke baad - major sahib
Shaadi ke pehle - pyaar hona hi tha
Shaadi ke baad - meri saath esa kyu hua
Shaadi ke pehle - jeevan saathi
Shaadi ke baad - bachcho ke baad, bangaye hathi
Shaadi ke pehle - deewana
Shaadi ke baad - anjaam
Shaadi ke pehle - laila majnoo
Shaadi ke baad - dono majnoon
Shaadi ke pehle - taj mahal
Shaadi ke baad - sadak
Shaadi ke pehle - tammana
Shaadi ke baad - tamasha

How to catch a lion

Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you.For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Laloo Yadav Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it’s sleeping !

Mani Rathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears.The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest.Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.But 2nd lioness loves both lions.Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.You don’t understand right… ok….read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George Bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders.

!! Laloo's clock?" !!

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh,"
said Rabri, "Who's clock is that? "That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "And whose clock is that? "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.

!! Laloo Kids !!

A TV journalist asks Lalooji "How come u have 9 children ??"
Lalooji replies "Woh kya hai ki main rubber se jyada rabri ko use kiya hoon"

INDIAN VIRUSES ! BETTER BEWARE OF THEM !

P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus: First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times and finally does nothing.

V.P. Singh Virus: This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions. This virus is also known as social justice virus.

Sukh Ram Virus: This virus first swallows 10% of the bits in each instruction and then executes them.

Maneka Gandhi Virus: This is a green virus. It executes only those programmes that were written by vegetarians or animals.

L.K. Advani Virus: This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can continue working is by typing Jai Shri Ram 108 times.

Phoolan Devi Virus: This virus hijacks all high priority processes and generates page faults for them. At times, this virus may also celebrate the CPU*s birthday.

K.P.S. Gill Virus: Only ladies need to worry about this virus.Every now and then the users get a whack, you know where.

Deve Gowda Virus: The main characterestic of this virus is that it tries to schedule all the processes at the same time. This virus services all the request for resources,and allocates them irrespective of whether they are available or not.

Jayalalitha Virus: This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus family grab as much of hard disk space as possible,while the main virus is totally unaware of it. When everything stops working,this virus blames the user for the whole chaos.

I.K.Gujral Virus: Before executing any instruction, this virus calls tries to get the approval of 18 other viruses and most of the time, one of the viruses blocks the instruction. So Gujral virus most of the time does not execute anything. While it is not doing anything, as it is always, this virus connects to the Internet and keeps sending data to all major/minor countries in the World except India w/o receiving the replies.

Veerappan virus: This virus plays hide and seek. it captures some resources and releases them after sometime. it sometimes seems to be eradicated but suddenly reappears.

Laloo Yadav virus: A dangerous virus, gulps all the resources as well as it corrupts the data. If you try to use scanner, During hibernation,it will rename its signature with another deadly virus of the same family. This virus takes help from other viruses to avoid scanning.

Mulayam Virus: Whatever way, it will try to grab resources of the system, it's only task is to abort BJP processes. this virus hangs the system by sending conflicting signals to different hardware units.

Sonia Gandhi Virus: Once a part of most deadly virus family of the world. No scanner can detect now, how much damage it can cause to the system, but people use Bofors scanner for temporary protection.

Kashi-Maya Virus: It's also called the Dalit virus, it destabilizes the co-ordination amongst different resources, It controls & steps the low priority resources from functioning. Lot of scanners available now to kill it. Other viruses are thriving by splitting this virus.

Musharaf In Tunnel

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"

Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."

Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."

If Laloo was to be PM again

Laloo Hamara Neta What would be changed if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister: again

1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...
2. National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta
3. National Drink : Fresh Buffalo Milk
4. National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar
5. National Sport : Milking Buffalo (morning) Buffalo Race (evening)
6. Corporate Language : Enlish-va
7. National Toy : A. K. 58
8. National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do, Humare Dozen
9. National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman
10. National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart
11. National Recreation : Pro-creation

Laloo's (Desi) Personal Computer !

Laloo's (Desi) Personal Computer !

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house full

A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena,the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says,"koi baat nahin do house full de do."

Extra ticket..

There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets ,eak tho khoo gai to?( this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them), so the T.T.E said "or agar doono khoo gai to?" (what if you lose both of them),so this guy said "to yeh pass kab kam ayaga?" (then why do I have a monthly pass).

So Many Jokes !!!

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Girls Girls Girls
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Pagal Tow Kuch Bhi Karsakta....
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mai qaidi no. 786------
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LAHORE
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Joke (Viewer discretion Advised) not suitable for under 18
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pakistani on the sun"
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If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then:
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ganguly in funny situation for some players
sms
kiya hwa
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HarbhajanShould be banned byICC because he chucks - Ganguly
Why cant an Indian Sehwag marry a Pakistani grl??
Ghazals
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thats really really funny - check in and reply
newton dies...........why?
College Rule
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Story u will love..
ICC changes Rules to bring Ganguly back to Form
Examination Question Papers
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Akhir haina Pakistani
Tot batot ka nana
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Jokes By LaSh BaNdA OmEaR! (OMEAR IS BACK)
FuNnY ShAiRi (only band n shairs) By LaSh BaNdA OmEaR!
sachin and gangs
cricketers funny jokes
Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS
Ask to increase
Singh's Rap
A womans close friend
musab and me ;-)
You know you're living in 2004 when...
sardarji the detective
sardarji at the beach
CRICKET: As explained to a foreigner....
Collection of Sardar Ji Jokes!
english movie titles in urdu
Ridle( Phali but its funny )
Software ke Phoooll
Sardar Ji Jokes
Pak police and their DRYING ROOM
May 9th chuckle
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Sardarji And His New Maruti
A to Z of a DESI'S Philosophy
Reality about Bruce Lee..Enjoy
Happy Meal
sardarji in Kitchen
Sher-o-Shayeri by ~Pakistani~Munda~
Japanese Proverb..Interesting..
sardarji Series by nabze
bill gates
aint a desi joke but still.....
ganguly to his teammates
indian actors playing cricket
some jokes
Santa and Banta~~~
Fun Tonic
If Microsoft Made Cars....
Red&White (can be offensive to readers)
jokes..
Joke of the day!!!!!lolzzz
Popli ka Popat
What is RED and goes TRING TRING? [Funny]
Made in china.
Not desi...but still t3h funnay
My mother taught me...
Indian Cricket Team Kidnapped
Pakistan's new Pace Sensation!!!
In honor of stupid people!!!
The married man's perspective..... (not desi)
More Jokes -- sardars are GREAT YAAR
AAAAH..George Bush
Sardarni with her 8 Sons
Sardar ki biwi ka antim sanskar
2 Most Imoprtant things!!
pilot sardaar ji
Female Pilot
is akhtar a better cricketer or a better human being
Full form of Singh
Some cool Jokes
Life Saver
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Interview
Miandad vs Kapil Dev
j()K€z By ƒarøøK
Dead Sachin!!!
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Surgery Joke
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Sardar"s Exam
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Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny yar [MERGED] khubaib
Letter to a Sardar from his dear MOM
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funny jock
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---------------Hisaab -Kitaab
Do Batain
Eb mujey rat
My Whole Sardar Collection
Read Navjots "SIDDHUISM"
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Tum Chinese Ho? (Sardar)
Mental Hospital
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Laloo as a Principal
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Laloo solving a puzzle
KBC - whose ur daddy?
KBC - 5 questions to Santa Singh
That's because we are Paki!
2 pagel
Fill it up with water
Trust India
Pakistan Army
Star Trek Show - Bush
Sardar at 12 "O" Clock
Awesome
What gender is a 'Computer'?
Speeding Excuse
Watermelons
An Essay by a German
Hahahhha
Almost a joke.
baysharam sardarji
Sardarji
Sardar ji
WelcOmE to india
If men ran the world.....
Chutkalay
Pakistani Hell
Question
Joke
Rule of Bolly-wood a really funny joke.
The players strike back - could this be true ?
Funny song.
Inzi's Interview
Sardarjis Are Not Stupid!! :P
It could have been worse : JOKE
Stupid Questions with Smart Answers
cute letters
Be careful whatu wish for it might come true
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds.....
Short Funny Quotes
Santa Banta Jokes
Parental Guidance (warning)
women r always like this
Best and the worst
Wrong Number
Bank Roberry (FUNNY)
jokes and songs about cricketer
Aajkal kay maulvi
Khairiat poochi thi main nay yaar telephone par! :)
Sardarji is back
The Great Inzi
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Interesting Questions
Wife and Husband
Nice hairdo by Tariq Amin
A Wise Young Muslim Boy
Explosion puts Englands tour of Pakistan in jeopardy
Age and Treachery
Tendulkar and Kambli
Musharraf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher
Guts!
Inzamam the funny Joke Read It
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The Smartest Man In The World
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Ways to Turn Down Men ) really funny
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
Parental guidance advised
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Paragon Hard Disk Manager Pro 6.01.847
Definition Of A Bbq
Doctor
SOME INTERSTING DEFINITIONS...... funny
Bewafaa B20
A, B, C
How did you die? ) funny..
The truth about men...
Dill Ke Tanhaai
Unka(DOSTON KA) Intezzar
Meray sathi meray Ansoo
Fasana Mere Taqdeer ka
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uss (DILL) kay ANSOO
Tomhari bewafaii......
Pull ur hairs out if u cant answer!!!!!
kool 1
Over Clever
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some thing about men...:)
guardian angel..!!!hehehhe
wo aur main,,funny
chashma,!!
English 2 Urdu translations.....
Evolution Of Man:
Women's view on men!!
Cricket Jokes.
A nice cricket joke
Types of Aashiqs in India & Pakistan
Khosh
Tu hai meri jind veeeee
Soch di me rendi channaaa
Oh tere to mera dhoor jaan no jii ni karda niii
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era na di tumma pe giaa
Na badnaam gareeba da
Windows 97 in Urdo:)
Jazzbat
Apno Kee bewafaaii
danger!!1000 volts:
Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:)
My own Shair ab Kaiya kroon
basera
More of sardars
hehehe!!
connection timed out..!!
Dreams of Men
funny conversationz:) :)
Elevator Magic - Very Funny
What Men Really Mean...
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Apno ke Bewafai Aur Humari Wafa ke Had....
Life isn't fair to men..........yeh right!!!
3 wishes:)
Language of Love..:)
3 Monkeys:)
SO! Who is the BOSS???????????
VERRRRRY HIGH CLASS SHAAYRI....for those with taste!!!
Two Black Eyes!
Supppperrrr Sardar!
What Every Man Expects in a Wife:
Main Kaise Paida hua abbu? ...How was I born?
Marriage, 6days???6 weeks?????6 years????? really funny:)
Ever been in a situation like this before
10 commandments of marriage :) :)
Is The Bus a MALE or FEMALE - FUNNY! :)
So where are the dumbest people in the world??????
cricket joke
SecreT of a haPpY maRriagE::::::
blooper
cricket joke2
PM Members Joke
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SARDAR in pain !
U know U are Asian When... :)
hehe shari dont know how to spell but tryed lol
stinki bakra
stinkys
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no inzi just gabbar singh...funny
Revenge
Loolz
Rap Lyrics Translated!!!
Flight 000
Never give Ads in local newspapers why
Accidentsss
Chinese 2 English
3 Men And A River
Hair Cut
some Jokes....
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Sardar walking down the street
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Windows in Punjabi
You're next:)
Santa and Banta
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My First Time...:) ps: dont think any thing.... bad
Sardar---New1
a joke and a 3 cricket facts
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the wedding
Shiny Apples:)
You Know You're......
sms funny ones
sardar jee
Search
Wishing WELL
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There were three women:)
Ever WONDER!!!!!
Giving the eye
Forever
Coke
George Bush in a school
Scary Joke....
how girls withdraw money from atm
customer help lol
Cool Things About Being A Man:)
20 TRUE facts about men .... :)
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aankhain
Technically correct!!!
Paki Police
U know how to play Cricket?
Our Late Gen Zia Shaib
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Husband Shopping Center
Julie Aur Sulie
2 * Picture Jokes - Very Funny
Laila Aur MAjnu, Fuuny
The Genie
The Stupidest Man On Earth
Dholkiyan
Pakistani Restroom.....
E-mail To Wife !!
husband on phone
Fred's Note
Johnny's Wagon
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6 weeks,6months,6 years :)
Talking Monkey
Zia and Bhutto
Sardar Jee aur Motorcycle
three ways of communication
cha gaey sardar jee tay
42 tHINGS tHAT wIll mAKe yOUR pARENTS gO cRAZY hehe
10 reasons
definitions
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God & Laloo
Sardar Jees and a Movie
Definitions Of Marriage-
Best Shair Contest on pakmusic!
old lady driver
funnies
Sardarji & The Exam
male or female?
A bus of Politicians....
Kanwara..."In Urdu"
the mother he never wanted:)
Got Any Raisins?
women always suspicious
What Women Want in a Man
Joke
Funny!!!
Bil Clinton and LAlloo JEE
Change plzzzz.
9/11 an hour earlier
hehehe!!!
Pakiland Ambassador to USA
Funny SMS message and warning also,hehe
funny
weeeee bit (idiot)
Matrimonial Ads: shaadi.com
barber's shop
Jurassic park
Sardarji...... traveling!
knock knock jokes
10 Commandments of a Teenager
Computer Genious
Exceptional Sardarji..............!
Ways girls turn romantic guys down !!!
Interesting Conversation between Dravid & Ganguly
12 Stages Of Luv:)
Funny SMS
~*~ Zaroorrat-e-Rishta ~*~
Boyzz yaaar gussa na kernaa~LOLz
Call centre conversation (real)
A Canadian guy,A English Guy,and a Mexican Guy
A Sardarji and his ears :)
18 Rules For Life
Don't copy if you can't paste
Blonde on Aeroplane
Some funny ones..
Candle Light
Good Manners !!!
women dictionary
Satiya naas loogaan da
Munna Bhai M.B.B.S on Practice
*** Most romantic first line , But second
Apple Time
Brain 4 sale:P
What an invention
Gunga hone main kia mila....
Funky Greeting Cards Texts
Kaun Banega Crorepati Santa Banta Special
Pappu Paas Hogaya!!
why me ?????????????
Birthday Gift
Hamara haal
matlab parast
smart guy!
If bird flu reaches the states, Martial Law will be implemented
:::::SecreT of a haPpY maRriagE::::::
BARBER AND PAKISTANI!! (MUST READ) funny and true!
Engagement!!! ha ha!!
Stupid Teacher!! lollllllll (MUST READ)
Sardar Jokes! lolzzz Funny As Hell!!!
Parrot and Magician!lolzzz (Must Read)
2 Parrots! lolzzz (WAA!!!kia duwaa mangi)
Jon Interview! lolzzzzzzzz
A hindu teacher in a muslim class!!
Mean kid
lost wives....lolzz
Aisi apni Wife ho (Funny Shayri )
inzimam and shoaib akhtar
(¯`·._.·[funny English Sms]·._.·´¯)
Our 21st Century
Computer Programming Song
David's brother David
TRUE Airtraffic Controller Quotes
More of SARDARS JOKE's!! MUST READ ONE'S!!!LOLZZ
B4 MaRrIaGe & AfTeR MaRrIaGe
A Prayer
This is really funny!!!
Mad ppl...
Never Lie to your Wife
Doctor & patient
try this
Indian Mother ...!!
The Prayer
Funny 1's
The Chutney Joke
Ways to annoy people
If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee, A Joke ;-)
Nawaz Sharif letter on Basant in Arabia
What gender would a computer be?
usman dada is back with sardar jokes! lolzzzz
Cows Eassy
Strange but true....
funny ways 2 propose a girl lol
titanic sank today , what if ?
the perfectt couplee
3 Deaths.....:)
M.p!!!!
never lie to ur mum!
Problems With Guys
islah-e-ghalib
Riddle????
USMAN dada is back with jokes!!
How to Work with Rude Customers
Telenor marketing stretegy
Golfing buddies
Understanding Women
Sikh Jokes
World's Greatest Idiots :D
Baraa Maza Ayaa Gaa
*~~My CoLLecTiOn Of JoKeS~~*
2nd test and after seeing 2nd innings i was mad so wrote this ashaars
Sometimes you just have a really bad day..
The Funeral Service for his wife
New Cricket Rules enforced by ICC!
Question?
Tie Problem
The humour of cricket
Job Application
EngLand Players Convert to Islam(J/k)
a sikh doing bhangra on the death of his brother
A little lesson what women really mean
Money & Accountants
A-z Of The Desi In America!
Usman Dada Is Back!!!!
lalo parsad applied for a job
Who are better friends; Men or Women ?
fUNNNNY:)
FUNNY Shayri
When the body was first made....
jokes by munnakaka
poetryyy
short but sweet
Iq Test
Iq Test
Leave Application
Check this out:)
Barbie's letter to Santa
Funny Tx'z
time pass
white guy doing bollywood
Sardar Special
politicians
Bihari
Racism
Health & Fitness: The Facts
how 2 ask 4 raise n how 2 decline
language
maths
short love story
What this Jamadar means??
Biwi Pakistan gai hai!!
Math Jokes..
workplace jokes :)
Onine Nikkah
Amanat Chan
kitties beatin da cr@p out of others!
sardar dee chalakian
Da Ya Know?
Some Sardar Jokes - Funny!!
Cheating wife
Qazi
Q's u don't ask in Foreign Lands ...
Funny Blog
Brain Exercise
prayer
Does Management know their Staff ??
Hu is the new Leader of China
Sardar ji joke
Funny Pics
Cricket jokes
Prescription
Are you ready
X n Y
Managed Friendship Plan - FAQs
How well do you know your in-laws?
height of somethings
Sardar Gee
Must read this..........
10 most stupid questions
What professor says and means....
THE "n" WORD!
four is equal to 5
These are actual calls to technical support help desks...
what's.........
Valentine Day's Joke
Windows
How to burn a cigerrate
yet another sardar joke
life in the GULF
Denmarkers Accepted Islam
Shaadi ka mujrim
indian and paki Mothers ( Funny)
You've Got Male !!!!!!!!!!! :D
Sum kool Sardar jokes.... :rofl:
Ganguly Jokess
Never trust an old lady
To the restaurant....
An Email inquiry and its response
First Anniversary gift from Bob's wife
east meets west
original inzi interview
Natural Color
Shadi Mubarak
Leter 2 Lotta
Pakistani Brain Tumor
How to avoid Bird Flu
Sardar Sawal
More Sardar Jokes
Pakistanis on the Moon!!!!!
Billo Aunty
Masoom sa Ladka
Oye, Yeh Kaunsi Bari Baat Hai??
a proposal
HAI KOI HUM JAISA (poem)
Bholaji
Laloo Gets offer from Microsoft...
similarties between sharukh ashwereia and murlie
~Deal~
Chinese joke
Communication Skills
girls n computer same? what do u think
girls n comp alike
leter from osam to bush----lolz
the 4 cats
a letter 2 God
u & I
Men r MEN
sooo foolish of mee
top most replies of a girl when u .........soory girls dont mind
9 Things...
Really funny pics - year 3000
Funny Lines for YOU........
Kya Hoga
nursery rhymes.......
2 Monkeys
Practical Joke
Staying Young
Atcual Answering machine Messages
Sardar Special
OR Saneeha Pass hoo gaye
computer terminologies
Computr film namez very funny
English language .......... lol
Real Funny Customer Support Calls (Audio)
The Husband Store ...
Funny quotes, and few laughs
Pagalon k sawal with smart answers!
Love Letter
For all kids who come on this forum
Here are Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State…
Are You Relaxing ?
usman bahie per say wid sardar jokes!!
Intalling husband
aik oor shaadi
super natural powers do they exist
We love u Kukum
Its strange
saneeha a psycho path
defination very funny
new element in periodic table
bag of gold, a poem for smokers
UN Survey
fuuny Quotes about marrige
Love
PANJABI poetry mp3
Married Ones Will Enjoy This More!!!!
Stupid Kaun Hai???
Kaun Marey Ga??
Panda Bear
Divourced
Man Asked his Wife
Two Cows
Difference Between Men and Women
I love U
Young Man
My Motto
Kanjoos
Newton And Sultan Rahi
Chain-smoker.....
Sidhu's funny quotes.
Suicide .....(Poetry)
Modern Prayer by Children
Funny Poetry (Mega Collection)
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake
Married couple rushed
Hyperthreaded Dill .....
A Tragedy (according to BUSH Uncle)lolz
Monkey Story
Professor’s Definition of a Kiss
funyy poetry
Funny poetry 2
George Bush New Poetry --- I'M THE DECIDER
Bandar kee ullad
Honorable MEN ----- Guyz must read
Impact Of Job-change
The Proposal
words of wisdom
You Might Be a Consultant if...
You Might Be a Programmer if...
Ten Commandments for Stress Free Programming
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE RIGHT JOBv
Exclusive News: Sachin does another first in life...read on!!!
A bunch of kool sms
SARDAR says it all
Salary
Funny Questions and answers
NEW funny Poetrys 8) 8) 8)
Some Other Funny Poetrys 8D 8D
Secret Affairs
Sardar joke!!! Must read
E-Mail
Pakistani Hell !
Khud Khushi
Life Guard
Modern Bacha
Intelligent Haircut
Mr. Bawarchi
Short story :D
do you guys know
Cham Cham....
Wrong number
a story about a person praying
High Octane Hootch (Phunny...)
SultanRahi vs Newton Who Wins
moto gp
911 Calls
Hollywood-Lollywood
Short Joke
Funny Shaire on Mughals
Hu.. YAsir.. Kofi...
camping trip
The Psychology of Stock Market !!!
Exam by Chance !!!
Bush goes to a primary school...
New Husbands..........
Be A Donkey
funny ashaar
how ur marriage works 6 golden rules
Train Ticket
Laloo learns angreji!
Sniffer dog inside plane !@!
A fairy Tale
A journey by PIA
lie detector
sardar ka donkey
amazing recharge option
The door bell
shohar 420
card's sayings
Indian hell
the Push
A lesson
freezing to death
winnin the lottery
hows the weather?
what women want
AIse apne wife hoo
Wife Is A Wife... No Matter Who You Are ?
First divorce related to 9/11!
some funny audios
some funny audios
The Toilet Mystery
Sardar In Mental Hospital
10 Dollars
Twice the size
Bubba Knows Everybody
Nasty but funny PG advised
pakiz r pakiz
a good pathan
intelligent pathan
Sardarjee And Jokes Have The Same Meaning!!
sardar having a chinese baby
The Train Mystery
short question n answers
a real panjabi joke as promised to henna
twinkle twinklw little star
wash basin
Loose Motion
Smart Kid
Employment Opportunity
i loveeeeeee mathzzzzzz
Desi proposal
Bihari-Sardar
Who says Israeli army isnt helpful?
Hamara Pakistan hai
Only in America..
have u evrr seen a baby doing this funny
sms joke
Raja and Rani
a donkey n a sardar
~~ Ultimate truth ~~
Men vs women
Very clever
what do u say to a fat women.........
" guardian angel "
50 Things Everyone Should Know...
Have an affair
Zoology Test
Sardar Sardar Hai
It's Better to Be a Pakistani
Sardars are smart!
A love letter in according to ......
sardarjee's answer
Gifts
Riddle
Valentine's Day
Chain Smoker
Secretary
Ways To maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Wishes
Saray Ga ma Pa .....:)
Marriage
SARDARS - With Due Respect :)
Wacky Quotes
A Man's Wish
Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Kids say the Darndest Things...
Gutts
Sms Jokes
if i could swim.....
Women are Women
Another woman
Punjabi English
main khan born hoye thee
Female parrot
A father in need is a father indeed lolz
Happy Was Too Happy...
Some Tipical Desi Jokes.......
Shehzad Roy ^__^
Santa & Banta
Its a brithday game !!!
Frnds
26 yrs VERY OLD MAN....
Insulted by druggist...
hmm... Wise Jokes.....
Going crazy by looking at jewelery
Funny Joke
Poor man in desert
Pepsi ad
Heee.heee
Clever Sardar
Crazy Boy and Girl
Wardi Of Genral Musharraf.......
Smart Boy,,,, or Pathan........
Hasna Manah hai.........
Funnyyyy........
Opppps....
6 years, 6 Months, 6 Years.. Funny....
Funny Shair......More Funny Every Day(MSN)
Difference Between Work and Prison
old lady
Sardar jee's jokes..!!
80 years and not too old yet ...
One second sir....
Gandhi ki dhoti
Daddy How was I born?
Being late for school
Only when he's drunk
heyyy
Cat in home, Man lost no direction
robery
Funny pictures..
marry meeeeeeeee!
funny funny funny funny funny funny pictures...:)
abhi abhi mery dimag main bara acha joke ayaa..sunyega plz..:)
lipsssssssssssssssssssssss
lolz....yummyyyyyyyyyyy
jus for me
I would have been realsed today..
sardar ji again
ustad/shagird jokes
agar yeh apke saath hua toh???????
truth truth truth truth truth truth
simpleee sa question..
we'll go at night.
The next Indian Love Story
Pehli nazar main he..main uski hogaye..
can u?
Funny shayariii..promise iss baar mery thread se bore nahi honge..:)
Those small meals on the wheel
My Favorites
Aik Zaruri Baat
:)
hi..all...m new here...:)
How we indians are? easy to identify...
jokes in urdu..:)
urdu sms mesages..:)
A little boy and the clergyman
Mazahiyaa shayarii...
Jokes
Log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhaltey kyuon hain?
Everyday I'd have a new one.
Out of work mime
how come our baby black!!!
I was sitting on daddy's lap
subha subha
Your Favourite Urdu Poetry Here
That silly no one celebrates that much
bush
teacher n papu
smart
a man n his cat
funny shair
basanti
sardar ji
Jab se Begum nay
hi matematicians
We only marry our relatives.
What do cat and dog think about themselves?
Who Said English is Easy?
Smart kid
Always remember
sardar neira sardar hota he
Main ayi hoon...
Audio Jokes
funny pics lol
Becharie sardar ji
Mr Chabal
Behja
Jokes
car, going to hospital
Sms
$$ Urdu Jokes $$
Paidaishee Khushi
police constable n his son
someone can visit
sardar in love
Kamena
Jokes1
Funny sms!
Move George W Bush by your mouse.
This is really a great suspense...!!!!!
Upgrading from Girlfriend Ver 5.0 to Wife Ver 1.0
joke
kuch hans bhi lo
Don't get caught in a bad pose.
Titanic in 30 seconds!
Sardar jokes from boney_g
Watch this
Write your name on Ice!
GO ahead sardar jee
How he got the gorgeos woman for whole life...
Two voices ... PG Advised
Four worms ... PG Advised
Locked
Army Blast!
bander
To Be Seen By Wanabe Gangsterz!!
Tweeny Fans Must Watch
I am not mad
Tired and Overworked!!!!
Sardar
OH my GOD
Airline Announcements
Where is the god?
COnsequences of AMERICAN LIFE STYLE
Funny World
Ways to annoy people at the Movies
Boss ko such bola karo
Santa at KBC (Kaun banega karodpati)
Expiry Date..lolz
oops!!!! sardar jee!!!! jokes
Is god a man or a woman?
~*~lolz~*~
kia aap k sarr par seengh hai??
Wht did the DR say
Police
Jito yahan Paise hi Paise $$$$$$$$$
$@nT@~B@nT@
Being a hen
Usko kya pata

Look at the Laloo's point

A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, " Your excellency,Look at the value of the alphabet

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be

H A R D W O R K

8 1 1 8 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 %

Only

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 %

Only

L O B B Y I N G

12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 %

Only

L U C K

12 21 3 11 = 47 %

Only Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful ? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year

"Lalloojee thought for a while and said," I have better formula. See this......

C O R R U P T I O N

3 15 18 18 21 16 20 9 15 14 = 149 %...................

Do you want me to come and teach your people ?

I can do it in less than one week."

Laloo meets God

Saddam Hussein, Pervez Musharraf and Laloo lined up to meet God. Saddam Hussein goes to God and asks him "God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton?

"God replies " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime. "Hearing this, Saddam Hussein starts crying and goes away.

Pervez Musharraf goes to God and asks him "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan?

"God replies " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime. "Hearing this, Pervez Musharraf starts crying and goes away.

Laloo goes to God and asks him "God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state?" Hearing this, God starts crying. Laloo is astounded and asks "Oh God, why are you crying?

"God replies: " Son, I will not see that it in my lifetime".