Laloo !!!! sorry, wrong number!

Laloo Yadav went to London. One evening, he felt like talking to his wife and dialed his residence.
Laloo Yadav: O-Hallooo!
Reply: Hello!
Laloo Yadav smirks as it is an unfamiliar male Voice.
He says: Kaun bol raha hai?
Reply: Shaab, main Bahadur.
Laloo Yadav: Bahadur, where did you come from?
Bahadur: Shaab, memsahaab has kept me here.
Laloo Yadav shifts uneasily on learning that rabri,s daring at keeping a pahari Bahadur just the day he has left home. He says: Ok, go and call memsaab.
Bahadur: Shaab, Memshaab is sleeping with Shaab!
Laloo Yadav turns red and wild with anger. He screams into the phone
Laloo: Listen Bahadur, listen to me. I am your real Sahib.
Bahadur: But then who is sleeping with Memshaab?
Laloo Yadav: Woh koi ullu ka pattha hai. Go to the drawing room and get my gun which is hanging there.After a few seconds Bahadur comes back
Bahadur: Shaab, I_,ve got the gun!
Laloo Yadav: And just around there in the drawers should be the bullets, take them and fit them into the gun.After a minute
Bahadur: Shaab, it_,s ready now.
Laloo Yadav: Now go and kill both the the Memsahib and the fake Sahib! Two gunshots are heard and Bahadur: Shaab, I_,ve shot both of them, what do I do with the dead bodies?
Laloo Yadav: Just dig a hole in the garden and bury both of them in it.
Bahadur: Shaab, I don_,t get it!
This is the fifteenth floor, there,s no garden here!
Laloo Yadav: Oh, sorry, wrong number!